what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
4. rub chapstick on a scantron and the machine wont be able to mark your answers as wrong
4 is the key to life in highschool, holy shit
I need 4 to be tattooed on my soul.
District 2, Erudite, Shadowhunter (TMI and TID), Earthbender, Daughter of Athena and Hufflepuff...
Dance Moms, My Little Pony, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Tiger's Curse and probably some that I'm forgetting.
I honestly couldn't pick a single OTP ever. And if you want to tag me please do it as all one word with no dashes.
Pic of me in About Me if you really care.
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I want to see something, Reblog if you’re older than 13 and younger than 25.
( ._.)./ an explanation:
The dog has an issue where his esophagus doesn’t work right; it doesn’t get food in there right because it’s all stretched out and stuff. So what dog owners (and cat owners and I guarantee you the cat ones look goofier) do is make a highchair and feed them upright so gravity can be a hero. It’s also really cute.
The disorder is called Megaesophagus.
Here is a cat with the same disorder in his eatin’ sock.
I’ll never forget the time I went to a gay pride parade and on the way back home the train was so packed everyone was literally hugging each other and I said “I can’t take this, I’m just a small town girl”
then my friend said “living in a lonely world”
AND THEN THE ENTIRE FUCKING TRAIN CAR STARTED SINGING JOURNEY
yet another unrealistic expectation for men
really? maybe you just need to step your game up. I rock this look easy.
friendly reminder that they had to keep reshooting this because Matt kept kissing back…
Well look at that middle one. Weeeoooooo.
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
"i forget that people aren’t their icons sometimes" i forget that i’m not my icon sometimes too
Moffat wrote a sexist joke about men. Call the church choir. Time to celebrate.
effie has a lot of patience i would have already popped one of them